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At a grocery store in San Jose, Santa went for shopping
and wanted to pay by his credit card. They had a new credit card/bank card
readers at the checkout stands. Santa asked the check out girl, "How do I
use it?"
The girl said, "Strip down, face toward me."
Santa starts to take off his clothes...
From: Chandra Shekhar
A sardar walks into a pizza joint and orders a pizza.
The cashier asks him, "Sir, how many pieces should I cut your pizza into 6
or 8?"
The sardarji replies, "Cut it into 6 pieces, I can't eat 8 pieces!"
From: COOL KID INDIAN
Who am I?
Hi my name is Ashish
Bhattarai. I
live in Canada, with my family, and am presently studying in
high school. This is my
first major project in web design so please give me a break. You can reach me
through email or you can add me to your
MSN. I would be happy to reply to your
email. Thanks allot.
- Ashish
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True Fact: Teachers cannot marry during the term of
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Some materials have been extracted from other sites.
Inspirational Quote
of the Month.
Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.
Chief Seattle
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